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10 comments | Posted by ramrock 49 months ago

Stepping On My Own Into The Wide Wonderous World

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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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Izzy3150
Posted on Mar 09, 2006 at 01:19 AM
365 tokens, 16.08 hours wasted

My life has now changed reading all of these insightful words of wizdoms

"That girl is hot but she's mean. That girl is nice but not hot. That girl is
hot and nice, but she's going out with your friend!" - Israel "Izzy3150"

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wanna_cookie
Posted on Mar 09, 2006 at 01:49 AM
1,916 tokens, 5.26 days wasted

i have heard most of those before

save the chief

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alex657684
Posted on Mar 09, 2006 at 01:50 AM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

um.....yeah. these are really old....

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mellowkat
Posted on Mar 09, 2006 at 01:57 AM
881 tokens, 1.68 weeks wasted

LMAO these are great

great way to get the old cogs spinnin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in
Australia. And if you give me any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small
hours and put a bat up your night dress!

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minodude
Posted on Mar 09, 2006 at 02:02 AM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

dont get it

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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turdman
Posted on Mar 09, 2006 at 07:50 AM
374 tokens, 3.91 days wasted

Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

in other words if you kick ouut a guy they will go do a hore

a person: girls are more useful for things then just cooking u know

me: CLEANING!!!!

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Solias23
Posted on Mar 09, 2006 at 08:02 AM
13 tokens, 1.37 hours wasted

they're old, but still pretty damn funny!

If drumsticks are for playing drums, you would think that breadsticks would be
for playing bread, wouldn't you? "Would you like some breadsticks?" "No, thank
you, I don't play bread. I play drums. Perhaps I'll have a drum roll." - George
Carlin

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