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The Perfect Couple
10 comments | Posted by SaintJimmy 37 months ago

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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?

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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.

Men keep'a scrollin'...

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.

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Fayt
Posted on Mar 04, 2006 at 08:06 PM
509 tokens, 4.11 days wasted

IF I WAS A WOMAN I'D BE FURIOUS
(but i,m not so.....)

HA HA HA HA HA

u like me or u dont i dont care

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likeaneagle
Posted on Mar 05, 2006 at 05:19 AM
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i am a woman, s hi t it was funny!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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Sharikec
Posted on Mar 04, 2006 at 08:23 PM
339 tokens, 1.3 days wasted

I am a woman, but I still found that one pretty funny. I think I've heard it before, slightly different, but still funny.

Blah.. blah.. blah....

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x_cUtIe_x
Posted on Mar 04, 2006 at 08:29 PM
1,617 tokens, 2.06 days wasted

Heard it before,but its still kinda funny

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~

You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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cartman
Posted on Mar 04, 2006 at 08:54 PM
99 tokens, 13.9 hours wasted

OK......................................................................

I here voices and they tell me to kill myself i wonder what to do

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alex657684
Posted on Mar 04, 2006 at 09:48 PM
11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

repost......

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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cnype
Posted on Mar 04, 2006 at 10:31 PM
277 tokens, 1.36 days wasted

this one is better in the flash format.. whoever took the time to rewrite it wasted a few minutes... but I'm not one to talk, ive been wasting the whole evening.. oh well

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