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Preacher Preaches On Liars
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A minister wound up the services one morning by saying, ''Next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in this connection, as a preparation for my discourse, I would like you all to read the seventeenth chapter of Mark''.

On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin and said, ''Now, then, all of you who have done as I requested and read the seventeenth chapter of Mark, please raise your hands.''

Nearly every hand in the congregation went up.

Then said the preacher, ''You are the people I want to talk to. There is no seventeenth chapter of Mark.''

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mellowkat
Posted on Mar 02, 2006 at 04:05 AM
881 tokens, 1.68 weeks wasted

BUSTED!!!!

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Australia. And if you give me any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small
hours and put a bat up your night dress!

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Mr. Incredible
Posted on Mar 03, 2006 at 12:50 AM
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I read it.
hahaha

The illicit details surrounding the absolute abnormal protrusion were purely
cynical

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wanna_cookie
Posted on Mar 02, 2006 at 05:21 AM
1,916 tokens, 5.26 days wasted

wow sounds familiar but only with text books

save the chief

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CaptainSpank
Posted on Mar 02, 2006 at 06:59 AM
919 tokens, 1.46 days wasted

lying in church.......straight to hell!

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alex657684
Posted on Mar 02, 2006 at 11:31 AM
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I guess there will be a few less "Christians" in heaven.....and if they're Catholic, they better go to confession.

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junsanchez41
Posted on Mar 03, 2006 at 02:24 AM
956 tokens, 5.43 days wasted

not only peoples were liars but the also the preacher itself.

when you dont smoke you die, when you dont drink you die, so better smoke and
drink and die happy.

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kat
Posted on Mar 06, 2006 at 01:31 PM
819 tokens, 4.76 days wasted

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The preacher didnt lie, he just asked then to read a non existing chapter. It just shows that people do lie about reading the bible. I saw that one coming. This isnt really a joke but an eye opener.