A Womans Revenge 18 comments | Posted by breakurself 37 months ago

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A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs,
out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard
and put his penis in a vice.
She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband was terrified, and screamed, "Stop! Stop!
You're not going to cut it off, are you? "
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye,
put the saw in her husband's hand and said,
Nope.
I'm going to set the shed on fire.You do whatever you have to.

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KingPin Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 04:13 PM 49 tokens, 15.75 hours wasted

sorry but....

No sig here! Move along!

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wanna_cookie Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 04:22 PM 1,916 tokens, 5.26 days wasted

ok you could cut the vice grips might take a while but it could be done and just to get her in trouble if i couldn't get it off in time let her face the fact that she killed me

save the chief

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alex657684 Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 04:46 PM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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x_cUtIe_x Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 05:30 PM 1,617 tokens, 2.06 days wasted

that was kinda good

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~


You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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ramrock Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 05:43 PM 6,101 tokens, 1.46 months wasted

whoo-hoooo They ought to put that on saw 3

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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Sam Posted on Mar 02, 2006 at 01:44 AM 197 tokens, 2.55 days wasted

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lol. i was thinking the same thing

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Bochamockado Posted on Mar 03, 2006 at 08:03 PM 120 tokens, 5.57 hours wasted

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lol same here

Better to be pissed off than to be pissed on

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dr_love_6969 Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 06:23 PM 302 tokens, 2.63 days wasted

I would think of naked chicks causing too much pressure on the vice makin it break free.

(This comment was modified on Mar 01, 2006 06:23 PM)

Im back, In memory of bwjtx

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kat Posted on Mar 06, 2006 at 01:52 PM 819 tokens, 4.76 days wasted

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Sure, I beleive that, NOT HA HA HA Have a few more

Live and Let Live

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dr_love_6969 Posted on Mar 06, 2006 at 02:07 PM 302 tokens, 2.63 days wasted

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so mean

Im back, In memory of bwjtx

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kat Posted on Mar 06, 2006 at 02:17 PM 819 tokens, 4.76 days wasted

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I do not mean to be mean, but I still dont beleive it. Sorry I made you

Live and Let Live

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dr_love_6969 Posted on Mar 06, 2006 at 02:23 PM 302 tokens, 2.63 days wasted

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Im back, In memory of bwjtx

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kat Posted on Mar 08, 2006 at 06:17 PM 819 tokens, 4.76 days wasted

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Hey, dont you have a sense of humor at all. Laugh and enjoy life. Loosen up.

Live and Let Live

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wes Posted on Mar 09, 2006 at 12:18 PM 6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

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Dream on, I think kat has your number dude... sorry!

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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stvnschick Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 07:16 PM 159 tokens, 1.79 days wasted

couldnt he just take off the vice grip??

I know kung fu.

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kat Posted on Mar 06, 2006 at 01:53 PM 819 tokens, 4.76 days wasted

Serves him right. Cheatin jerk, and that is bein nice.

Live and Let Live

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wes Posted on Mar 09, 2006 at 12:20 PM 6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

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UTELL'm baby!

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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weezel Posted on Apr 10, 2006 at 10:03 AM 852 tokens, 1.35 days wasted

can some one say BORING!

Lalalala...

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