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12 comments | Posted by PolarBear 37 months ago
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A couple gets married and decides to take their honeymoon as a car trip, but unfortunately their vehicle breaks down out in the middle of some farmland late in the evening.

They went to the nearest farmhouse but when they called for help they were told that no one could come tow the car to a mechanic or pick them up until the following afternoon.

The farmer offered them a bedroom in their house, but the couple were reluctant - it was, after all their wedding night. So he told them they could use the hayloft in the barn so they would have more privacy. The couple gleefully accepted.

They spent the whole night doing what couples do on their wedding night. In the morning, the farmer goes out to the barn, knocks on the door and calls in, "Hey, folks, are you hungry? Would you like to come into the house for breakfast?"

The new husband replies, "Oh no, we're not hungry - we're living on the fruits of love!"

The farmer calls back, "Oh, in that case, could you stop throwing the skins out the window? They're choking the ducks."

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View Profile for wanna_cookiewanna_cookie
Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 12:16 AM
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stupid ducks

save the chief

 
View Profile for chevygirlchevygirl
Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 12:17 AM
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i dont think i get it.......

like omg shoes

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 01:06 AM
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now that's funny......

on another note, does it say this was posted Nov 30, 1999 to anybody else? because it's showing up as a new one on my RSS link....oh well.

(This comment was modified on Mar 01, 2006 01:08 AM)

(This comment was modified on Mar 01, 2006 02:21 AM)

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
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View Profile for ramrockramrock
Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 12:30 PM
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Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

mine has todays date....your in a time warp

(This comment was modified on Mar 01, 2006 12:31 PM)

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)


 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 12:58 PM
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"Let's do the time warp again!!!"

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View Profile for weezelweezel
Posted on Apr 10, 2006 at 10:06 AM
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Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

thats a cool song!

Lalalala...

 
View Profile for CaptainSpankCaptainSpank
Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 10:25 AM
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choking the ducks.....not the chicken.......

CaptainSpank does not need a signature.
ALL HAIL THE SPANK

PS. I love boobs!

 
View Profile for GatorbaitGatorbait
Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 10:33 AM
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A new take on an old story! Still funny

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

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View Profile for PolarBearPolarBear
Posted on Mar 12, 2006 at 11:13 AM
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Comment in reply to Gatorbait's original comment

Hmmm... or an old take on a new story? :P

This is a joke I heard when I was a kid, almost 30 years ago. One of those telling-dirty-jokes-at-ca mp kind of jokes.

About once every five years I remember it and pull it out to tell someone. This time I was here when it hit me so I decided to hang it out there and see if anyone would approve it.

Definitely what you would call "an old chesnut".

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Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 10:55 AM
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View Profile for ramrockramrock
Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 12:30 PM
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new meaning for the phrase "rubber duck"

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)


 
View Profile for x_cUtIe_xx_cUtIe_x
Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 05:35 PM
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Oh,it took me a sec to get it.

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