Fruits Of Love 12 comments | Posted by PolarBear 37 months ago

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A couple gets married and decides to take their honeymoon as a car trip, but unfortunately their vehicle breaks down out in the middle of some farmland late in the evening.

They went to the nearest farmhouse but when they called for help they were told that no one could come tow the car to a mechanic or pick them up until the following afternoon.

The farmer offered them a bedroom in their house, but the couple were reluctant - it was, after all their wedding night. So he told them they could use the hayloft in the barn so they would have more privacy. The couple gleefully accepted.

They spent the whole night doing what couples do on their wedding night. In the morning, the farmer goes out to the barn, knocks on the door and calls in, "Hey, folks, are you hungry? Would you like to come into the house for breakfast?"

The new husband replies, "Oh no, we're not hungry - we're living on the fruits of love!"

The farmer calls back, "Oh, in that case, could you stop throwing the skins out the window? They're choking the ducks."

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wanna_cookie Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 12:16 AM 1,916 tokens, 5.26 days wasted

stupid ducks

save the chief

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chevygirl Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 12:17 AM 289 tokens, 10.02 hours wasted

i dont think i get it.......

like omg shoes

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alex657684 Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 01:06 AM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

now that's funny......

on another note, does it say this was posted Nov 30, 1999 to anybody else? because it's showing up as a new one on my RSS link....oh well.

(This comment was modified on Mar 01, 2006 01:08 AM)

(This comment was modified on Mar 01, 2006 02:21 AM)

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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ramrock Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 12:30 PM 6,101 tokens, 1.46 months wasted

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mine has todays date....your in a time warp

(This comment was modified on Mar 01, 2006 12:31 PM)

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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alex657684 Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 12:58 PM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

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"Let's do the time warp again!!!"

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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weezel Posted on Apr 10, 2006 at 10:06 AM 852 tokens, 1.35 days wasted

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thats a cool song!

Lalalala...

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CaptainSpank Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 10:25 AM 919 tokens, 1.46 days wasted

choking the ducks.....not the chicken.......

CaptainSpank does not need a signature.
ALL HAIL THE SPANK

PS. I love boobs!

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Gatorbait Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 10:33 AM 4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

A new take on an old story! Still funny

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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PolarBear Posted on Mar 12, 2006 at 11:13 AM 785 tokens, 1.28 days wasted

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Hmmm... or an old take on a new story? :P

This is a joke I heard when I was a kid, almost 30 years ago. One of those telling-dirty-jokes-at-ca mp kind of jokes.

About once every five years I remember it and pull it out to tell someone. This time I was here when it hit me so I decided to hang it out there and see if anyone would approve it.

Definitely what you would call "an old chesnut".

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dr_love_6969 Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 10:55 AM 302 tokens, 2.63 days wasted

Im back, In memory of bwjtx

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ramrock Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 12:30 PM 6,101 tokens, 1.46 months wasted

new meaning for the phrase "rubber duck"

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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x_cUtIe_x Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 05:35 PM 1,617 tokens, 2.06 days wasted

Oh,it took me a sec to get it.

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~


You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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