Little Golden Books That Never Made It

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Little Golden Books That Never Made It
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1. You Are Different and That's Bad

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

3. Dad's New Wife Robert

4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

9. All Cats Go to Hell

10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

11. Some Kittens Can Fly

12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

13. Grandpa Gets a Casket

14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

17. Strangers Have the Best Candy

18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

19. You Were an Accident

20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

23. Your Nightmares Are Real

24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

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murder_me
Posted on Feb 28, 2006 at 02:01 AM
135 tokens, 15.83 hours wasted

I hope this joke isn't a repost like all my other jokes I posted.

IT'S NOT HOW YOU PICK YOUR NOSE
… BUT WHERE YOU PUT THE BOOGER

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wanna_cookie
Posted on Feb 28, 2006 at 10:07 AM
1,916 tokens, 5.26 days wasted

that is really funny

save the chief

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alex657684
Posted on Feb 28, 2006 at 11:38 AM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

that is hilarious.....outstanding.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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SaintJimmy
Posted on Feb 28, 2006 at 02:57 PM
692 tokens, 4.54 days wasted

awsome joke

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x_cUtIe_x
Posted on Feb 28, 2006 at 06:11 PM
1,617 tokens, 2.07 days wasted

I'll take a few of those

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~

You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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minodude
Posted on Feb 28, 2006 at 06:33 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

whats the joke about?

books i should read, or what

like its a good joke, i just dont get it

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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