Love Is Strong 7 comments | Posted by joe 37 months ago

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An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy.

They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.

Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . please advise."

The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."

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stvnschick Posted on Feb 26, 2006 at 06:16 PM 159 tokens, 1.79 days wasted

thats pretty horrible.

I know kung fu.

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parkerboy Posted on Feb 26, 2006 at 08:04 PM 277 tokens, 1.86 days wasted

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Naw...that's pretty funny!

"He is your friend, your partner, your dog. You are his life, his love, his
leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You
owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion" -Anonymous

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alex657684 Posted on Feb 26, 2006 at 08:14 PM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

That's one of those jokes that shouldn't be funny but is.

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wanna_cookie Posted on Feb 27, 2006 at 12:08 AM 1,916 tokens, 5.26 days wasted

kinda funny but bad

save the chief

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Lokireloaded Posted on Feb 27, 2006 at 03:47 AM 1,646 tokens, 1.16 months wasted

Well! i wont be loosing sleep over it!

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junsanchez41 Posted on Feb 27, 2006 at 04:43 AM 956 tokens, 5.43 days wasted

that was nice idea, but awfull, anyway practical.

when you dont smoke you die, when you dont drink you die, so better smoke and
drink and die happy.

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dr_love_6969 Posted on Feb 27, 2006 at 02:09 PM 302 tokens, 2.63 days wasted

it really sucked

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