Banking Is For Rich People

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Banking Is For Rich People
7 comments | Posted by joe 37 months ago

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A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up,damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account,now!"

"I'm very sorry sir,but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank."

The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language.

They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir,what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my damn money in this damn bank."

"I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time?"

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Vijchti
Posted on Feb 25, 2006 at 05:24 AM
806 tokens, 4.91 days wasted

Hehehe...smart banker. Smart banker indeed.

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Just ease your mind, have a banana or two.

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adam
Posted on Feb 25, 2006 at 06:21 AM
294 tokens, 1.54 weeks wasted

I've been on ugoto for awhile now (even though i havent posted or made a comment) and is it just me or is this one of the more stupid jokes that as been on here big thumbs down.

I love my mother. But, she's totally fucked in the head.

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alex657684
Posted on Feb 25, 2006 at 11:59 AM
11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

If I was the teller, I'd be suing the manager to get my own $200 million.

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junsanchez41
Posted on Feb 25, 2006 at 02:34 PM
956 tokens, 5.43 days wasted

the man is right about his language, to open a damn checking acount, but one thing, banking is not only for rich person, but also for an airplane.

when you dont smoke you die, when you dont drink you die, so better smoke and
drink and die happy.

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CaptainSpank
Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 10:44 AM
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I sometimes not ever make small sense when comment u make read do I tough think not awkward thrice. twas seven times made from fire towards september only missing last by 4 hurricanes......