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3 Tortoises
9 comments | Posted by wanna_cookie 38 months ago
A Dear Abby Letter
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Three tortoises, Mick, Alan and Les, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.

When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Les Give me the bottle opener."

"I didn't bring it," says Les. "I thought you packed it."

Mick gets worried, He turns to Alan, "Did you bring the bottle opener??"

Naturally Alan didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from Home without a bottle opener. Mick and Alan beg Les to go back for It, but he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.

After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise Lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Les sets off down the road at a steady pace.

Twenty days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Alan are starving, but a promise is a promise.

Another five days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a Sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Les pops up from behind a rock and shouts........

"I KNEW IT!......I'M NOT F**KING GOING!"

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Posted on Feb 22, 2006 at 12:56 AM
17 tokens, 1.37 hours wasted
Great joke!!!!


 
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Posted on Feb 22, 2006 at 01:08 AM
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it is kind of funny.....not the best though.

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Posted on Feb 22, 2006 at 01:57 AM
288 tokens, 2.43 days wasted
it was kind of funny

Damn that shit is whack

 
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Posted on Feb 22, 2006 at 08:05 AM
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I like it!
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View Profile for halofreakhalofreak
Posted on Feb 22, 2006 at 02:49 PM
54 tokens, 1.95 days wasted
but who or what would wait that long

The more we learn the more we know.
The more we know the more we forget.
The more we forget the less we know.
The less we forget the more we know.
Why do we bother to learn.

 
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Posted on Feb 22, 2006 at 08:06 PM
403 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted
lazy bastered

There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo

 
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Posted on Feb 23, 2006 at 05:45 AM
919 tokens, 1.46 days wasted
thats frickin good!!

Like it a lot

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ALL HAIL THE SPANK

PS. I love boobs!

 
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Posted on Feb 24, 2006 at 01:50 AM
819 tokens, 4.76 days wasted
good one

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Posted on Apr 10, 2006 at 02:16 PM
852 tokens, 1.35 days wasted
it was ok i guess

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