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A Dear Abby Letter
21 comments | Posted by Sarah 38 months ago

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Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning. And, when I confront him, he denies everything.
What's worse ? Everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating ! Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one.
All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and bullshit with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college, he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian.
What should I do?
Signed,
Clueless

Dear Clueless,
Grow up and dump him !
Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore.
You're a United States Senator from New York. Act like it!

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wanna_cookie
Posted on Feb 22, 2006 at 12:02 PM
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well she is probably gonna be the first female president

save the chief

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Monkey
Posted on Feb 22, 2006 at 05:50 PM
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Comment in reply to wanna_cookie's original comment

Not even by a long shot. She and Bill both sunk themselves back in the 90's.

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PolarBear
Posted on Feb 28, 2006 at 02:44 AM
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Well, we know Bill sunk something...

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miss36dd
Posted on Feb 22, 2006 at 12:39 PM
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Yes but he didn't screw the Country

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alex657684
Posted on Feb 22, 2006 at 12:44 PM
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I love those jokes!

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Sarah
Posted on Feb 22, 2006 at 01:25 PM
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My sister & I fell over laughing when we heard this one !!!

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
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Monkey
Posted on Feb 22, 2006 at 05:53 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

Well, Ms. Clinton is one of the biggest jokes to come along since Jimmy Carter. Anyone that can't see what a Marxist she is, must have a myopic point of view of the world. She pretends to be "moderate" on one issue to sucker people like Oprah and the hordes that listen to Oprah, into her trap. Then on other issues she's nearly communist.

Shes a joke. Shes on nothing but a power trip and sooner or later shes going to get knocked off her pedestal.

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Sarah
Posted on Feb 22, 2006 at 06:52 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

True ...

but, the joke was pretty funny !

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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HughJorgan
Posted on Feb 23, 2006 at 10:42 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

She's just simply rank.

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PolarBear
Posted on Feb 28, 2006 at 02:46 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Jeez Monkey, how old are you?

I thought the whole accusation of communism thing went out in the 80s, if not with McCarthyism.

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devilborder
Posted on Feb 22, 2006 at 06:21 PM
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10 out of 10 the funnyest thing i ever heard

d

yea right

There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo

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Sarah
Posted on Feb 22, 2006 at 06:50 PM
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Comment in reply to devilborder's original comment

You suck !!!!!

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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devilborder
Posted on Feb 22, 2006 at 06:56 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

ooooohhhhhhh sorry

There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo

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Sarah
Posted on Feb 22, 2006 at 07:58 PM
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Comment in reply to devilborder's original comment

GOOD !!

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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Katt
Posted on Feb 22, 2006 at 08:06 PM
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LMAO!

That was a good one.

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CaptainSpank
Posted on Feb 23, 2006 at 05:48 AM
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cool signature....and yes, I'd love some candy!

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chevygirl
Posted on Feb 23, 2006 at 12:19 AM
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haha i like that one!!!

like omg shoes

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Lokireloaded
Posted on Feb 23, 2006 at 06:26 AM
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Nice!
Although she does get a lot of bashing from this site although she is one of the very few famale senators!

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junsanchez41
Posted on Feb 23, 2006 at 11:33 AM
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whos that senators?

when you dont smoke you die, when you dont drink you die, so better smoke and
drink and die happy.

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gdolboy74
Posted on Feb 23, 2006 at 12:08 PM
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lol thats some funny shit

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kat
Posted on Feb 24, 2006 at 01:45 AM
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good one sarah. she is a sorry excuse for a senator as was her husband a sorry excuse for a president.

Live and Let Live

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