A Prostitute's Tax Return 10 comments | Posted by parkerboy 38 months ago

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A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells
him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says: "Before we begin
I'll need to ask you a few questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number,
etc, and then asks, "What is your occupation?"

"I'm a whore," she says.

The accountant balks and says, "No, No, No, that won't
work; too gross. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."

"Sorry, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman says,
"How about elite chicken farmer?"

Stunned, the accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a high-end call girl?"

"Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year."

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wanna_cookie Posted on Feb 20, 2006 at 07:56 AM 1,916 tokens, 5.26 days wasted

i heard this one a while ago

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alex657684 Posted on Feb 20, 2006 at 11:21 AM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

Kind of funny....but more

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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Superdude Posted on Feb 20, 2006 at 04:42 PM 252 tokens, 2.37 days wasted

should be raised cocks not peckers sorta kills the joke

Just another Pirate lookin' for booty!

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weezel Posted on Apr 10, 2006 at 02:33 PM 852 tokens, 1.35 days wasted

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yeah i heard this before and it had cockes instead of peckers

Lalalala...

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Gatorbait Posted on Feb 20, 2006 at 08:44 PM 4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

Lots of tax jokes nowadays

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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PolarBear Posted on Feb 28, 2006 at 09:31 PM 785 tokens, 1.28 days wasted

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Nowadays? I read this in a book published in 1976... hehe

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CaptainSpank Posted on Feb 21, 2006 at 05:54 AM 919 tokens, 1.46 days wasted

CaptainSpank does not need a signature.
ALL HAIL THE SPANK

PS. I love boobs!

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jai Posted on Feb 21, 2006 at 11:10 PM 25 tokens, 55 mins wasted

nice 1 but it aint that exciting

life is short and so am i

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russ Posted on Feb 22, 2006 at 11:02 AM 12 tokens, 41 mins wasted

I have heard this one before but I still like it

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kat Posted on Mar 06, 2006 at 12:53 PM 819 tokens, 4.76 days wasted

stickin it to the irs.

Live and Let Live

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