3 Surgeons 8 comments | Posted by kat 38 months ago

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Three Arkansas surgeons were talking one day.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field Events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a lady was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.

All I had left to work with was a blonde head of hair and the horse's ass. Now she's the Senator from New York."

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alex657684 Posted on Feb 20, 2006 at 01:08 PM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

HA! That's hilarious.....I wouldn't ever vote for her anyway.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
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wanna_cookie Posted on Feb 20, 2006 at 02:14 PM 1,916 tokens, 5.26 days wasted

say what you will but more than likely she will be our first female president

save the chief

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Superdude Posted on Feb 20, 2006 at 04:39 PM 252 tokens, 2.37 days wasted

HAHAHAHA she may be the first female president I don't care though it was stil funny

Just another Pirate lookin' for booty!

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Lokireloaded Posted on Feb 21, 2006 at 04:47 AM 1,646 tokens, 1.16 months wasted

was funny.
but would you prefer newt grinwich as president?

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rasec1736 Posted on Feb 21, 2006 at 10:11 PM 1,706 tokens, 3.44 days wasted

fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay
-Quagmire
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now with my "myspace" band of the week.

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jai Posted on Feb 21, 2006 at 11:03 PM 25 tokens, 55 mins wasted

thats da best joke eva

life is short and so am i

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junsanchez41 Posted on Feb 22, 2006 at 11:10 AM 956 tokens, 5.43 days wasted

who is that? maybe she was really great this days.

when you dont smoke you die, when you dont drink you die, so better smoke and
drink and die happy.

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minodude Posted on Feb 23, 2006 at 06:14 PM 19,406 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

i think Opra should run for president

she speaks her mind, has the female and minority demographic

she could win

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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