Biology In High School

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Biology In High School
9 comments | Posted by joe 38 months ago

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Mr. Flanagan was teaching his biology class, and quizzing them on last nights reading assignment.

"Shannon, can you tell me which organ in the human body can expand to several times its normal size?" asked Mr. Flanagan

Shannon giggled as if she were thinking of something unmentionable in class.

"Sean, can you tell me?" asked Mr. Flanagan.

"The Eye," said Sean.

"That's right," and Mr. Flanagan continued, "Shannon, I'll tell you three things that are for sure."

"First, you did not do your reading last night and that's for sure."

"Second, you have a very dirty mind, and that's for sure."

"And Third, you are going to be DAMN disappointed, and THAT'S FOR SURE."

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TacoMan5000
Posted on Feb 19, 2006 at 02:15 AM
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it's actually the pupil, and it's like, 30x it's normal size, i think.

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Superdude
Posted on Feb 19, 2006 at 02:49 AM
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Yeah it does that with the changing light

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minodude
Posted on Feb 19, 2006 at 06:34 AM
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i think this is a repost joke or something

cause i remeber it, but with the pupil not the eye

Just Kidding!!

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