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Maid answers: Hello?

Tough Mafioso: Put my wife on the phone.

Maid: Just a minute.

Maid comes back after a minute: I'm sorry but she's indisposed in the bathroom.

Tough Mafioso: I said put her on the phone. Now!

Maid stutters: She, she can't come to the phone right now.

Tough Mafioso: If you don't get her on the phone in two seconds I'm gonna come over there and pull your jaw from your face.

Maid stutters: You, you don't understand, she's in there with another man.

Tough Mafioso: What!?!

Maid: Yeah.

Tough Mafioso: Listen, this is what I want you to do, I want you to shoot them both dead and then get rid of the gun.

Maid stutters: I, I can't do that, I can't shoot anybody.

Tough Mafioso: You do it Now!

Maid stutters: I, I can't!

Tough Mafioso: If you don't do it right now I'm gonna kill you and your whole family. Go do it now! I wanna hear the shots.

Maid: Ok.

The tough mafioso hears two loud shots over the phone.

Maid stutters: I did it.

Tough Mafioso: Good. Whad'ya you do with the gun?

Maid stutters: I threw it in the pool.

Tough Mafioso: Pool? What pool? We don't have a pool!? ...Is this 734-2264?

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Fayt Posted on Feb 18, 2006 at 06:45 AM 509 tokens, 4.11 days wasted

very amusing

u like me or u dont i dont care

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alex657684 Posted on Feb 18, 2006 at 12:07 PM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

Very funny....

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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Superdude Posted on Feb 18, 2006 at 12:56 PM 252 tokens, 2.37 days wasted

That is almost the same thing that had been posted yesterday or thhe day B4

Just another Pirate lookin' for booty!

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minodude Posted on Feb 18, 2006 at 04:48 PM 19,406 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

that would be an awesome prank call

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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nova Posted on Feb 19, 2006 at 02:25 AM 288 tokens, 2.43 days wasted

All i can say is oops ok...i didnt know i dialled the wrong number!!!!

Damn that shit is whack

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yojimbo Posted on Feb 19, 2006 at 10:08 AM 341 tokens, 17.93 hours wasted

LMAO. had to go into the kitchen over this to try and stop laughing. good one

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CaptainSpank Posted on Feb 19, 2006 at 09:50 PM 919 tokens, 1.46 days wasted

funny shit...welll worth the read!!!

CaptainSpank does not need a signature.
ALL HAIL THE SPANK

PS. I love boobs!

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wanna_cookie Posted on Feb 20, 2006 at 01:20 AM 1,916 tokens, 5.26 days wasted

oh damn that sucks

save the chief

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junsanchez41 Posted on Feb 21, 2006 at 04:32 AM 956 tokens, 5.43 days wasted

thats it, so next time dont be afraid with somebody not actually around you.

when you dont smoke you die, when you dont drink you die, so better smoke and
drink and die happy.

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Lokireloaded Posted on Feb 21, 2006 at 05:01 AM 1,646 tokens, 1.16 months wasted

my kind of joke!
Funny and gun toting

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wes Posted on Feb 27, 2006 at 07:05 PM 6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

Whoops...

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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weezel Posted on Apr 10, 2006 at 02:54 PM 852 tokens, 1.35 days wasted

Lalalala...

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