Prove It Doesnt Exist 15 comments | Posted by joe 49 months ago

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An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.

The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."

Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.

Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all.

His answer consisted of two words: "What chair?"

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wanna_cookie Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 02:37 AM 1,916 tokens, 5.26 days wasted

now this is an old one

save the chief

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CaptainSpank Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 03:11 AM 919 tokens, 1.46 days wasted

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Whats an old one?

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zzz000 Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 06:38 AM 73 tokens, 1.02 days wasted

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lol CaptainSpank, that was good

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George Bush. The closest natural relative to a piece of shit.

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CaptainSpank Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 05:40 PM 919 tokens, 1.46 days wasted

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Thank you for your most gracious comments!
I will try to keep up the good work.....

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SaintJimmy Posted on Feb 16, 2006 at 04:05 AM 692 tokens, 4.54 days wasted

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George Bush. The closest natural relative to a piece of shit.

funny where did u get it from?

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alex657684 Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 03:16 AM 11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

I should have seen that one coming.

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devilborder Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 06:27 AM 405 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

my kind of thinking after a night out

There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo

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Robins_kid Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 06:32 AM 281 tokens, 1.31 days wasted

now thats a clever student and he saved himself writers cramp too

If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either

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Dugunz Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 09:15 AM 289 tokens, 2.52 days wasted

Too bad that rarely works with a girlfreind. What other woman?

Freinds: will bail you out of jail------Your best freinds: Will be sitting in
jail next to you saying {Damn she didnt look like a cop}

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mellowkat Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 08:23 PM 881 tokens, 1.68 weeks wasted

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lol yeah and too bad it doesnt ever work with other exams either... ahh dreams of getting an A for a paper consisting of 2 words

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minodude Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 07:00 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

old joke

found it on ebaums' a few months/years ago

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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likeaneagle Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 08:26 PM 14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

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play it again sam!!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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minodude Posted on Feb 16, 2006 at 01:12 AM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

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oh i will

why did you say that before?

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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likeaneagle Posted on Feb 16, 2006 at 01:21 AM 14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

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old movie, casablanca with bogart!!!ask your nana about it!!1

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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wes Posted on Feb 23, 2006 at 08:54 PM 6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

Oldie but clever... still, old as dirt tho!

Live & let live... such is life.
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Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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