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Grandmas Boyfriend
10 comments | Posted by ramrock 49 months ago

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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one-day. Playing with
his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to
heaven?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and
the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.

"Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting
the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started
hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood
Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

The minister fainted

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devilborder
Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 11:58 AM
405 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

very good love it

There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo

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alex657684
Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 12:03 PM
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Hehehe...someone should teach that boy some tact.

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wanna_cookie
Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 12:47 PM
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hahaha nice

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Superdude
Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 05:32 PM
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My cuzzin's said that

Just another Pirate lookin' for booty!

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Gatorbait
Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 07:57 PM
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Whenever Ramrock posts something I know without fail it will be good stuff.... Thanks, Ram

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bulldozer
Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 10:31 PM
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That was great. know if only i could find something good to post.

He's not exactly the sharpest crayon in the tree... wait. Did I say tool? I
meant eraser.

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 16, 2006 at 10:13 AM
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Old Funny But... STILL Funny

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
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