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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

''Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.''

''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''

''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.''

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mellowkat
Posted on Feb 09, 2006 at 12:38 AM
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LOL id be laughing if i heard something like that. Stupid lady she should know asses dont come and therefore he cant possibly be decribing his sex life but simply spelling mississippi

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wanna_cookie
Posted on Feb 09, 2006 at 01:15 AM
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that is a good way to remember it

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curlyfry25
Posted on Feb 10, 2006 at 11:44 PM
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YES!!!! I do want a cookie!!! Got one?

peace out...

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wanna_cookie
Posted on Feb 11, 2006 at 03:30 PM
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want_a_cookie is my e-mail adress just wouldn't fit in the name for this site and i got some cookies here pretty good i would send u one but hard to transfer matter over the internet

(This comment was modified on Feb 11, 2006 03:31 PM)

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curlyfry25
Posted on Feb 13, 2006 at 12:08 AM
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OH!!! HE HE HE!!! That would be cool if you could send matter through the internet. You could make a fortune off of it if it worked!!!!!!!!!

peace out...

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Izzy3150
Posted on Feb 09, 2006 at 01:22 AM
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lol, great joke.

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hot and nice, but she's going out with your friend!" - Israel "Izzy3150"

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Robins_kid
Posted on Feb 09, 2006 at 04:35 AM
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great joke

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alex657684
Posted on Feb 09, 2006 at 09:31 AM
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Actually, i'veheard quite a few people talkabout their sex life in public.....it really wasn't something I wanted to hear......bad images stuck in my head.