yeah, including getting rich

Same. Babes of the future, here I come!

I think I would do the same, along with being able to be invisible when I want to... just imagine the things that could be done.. money, women, and being able to control your own future.

it would get boring after a while

Damn right.
Babes of the past as well.

I'd derail every woman I had the chance to from the beginning until I couldn't get it up anymore, then I'd roll it all back to the beginning and do it again.

But I'd also take cash with me. I'd actually make money while I was having sex, and I wouldn't be a prostitute!

Dear Ghost of Einstein,
Please make the laws of thermodynamics allow us to supercede the speed of light.
Amen.

Amen!

I found this too funny to not share.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=beat

Oh god. Am I horrible for laughing at that?

"Get in line, son, or you're going to meet Mister Five-Across-The-Eyes."

Whoop-chaaaaaaaaaa!

Not horrible at all. I started laughing at the beginning and laughed well after I shut the computer down.

Nope, I showed the guys at work and they laughed just as hard! Good one Monkey!!

isn't maddox amazing when he decides to update his site

Monkey i just could'nt stop laughing what a great find, i shall now try these tactics on my own children

GOOD LUCK!!

Yeah it would'nt bloody work with my lot, too damn smart they'd say "i'm phoning child line" kids these days it shoved down their throat that their parents cannot smack them

I am going to print that out, laminate it, and stick it to the fridge. When they screw up, I'll make them close their eyes and pick a punishment.

I'm voting for the skull thump.

Thanks Monkey!

I try to help out when I can.

Now if I remember right, you have one kid together, and you are a step mom to the rest right?

That means on the other 5, you are exempt from any type of parental standards.

I just finished up watching Mommy Dearest last night. Go get yourself a wire hanger.

I have six total.

One from my prev. marriage, four from his, and one together. We have custody of all of them so they are here every day except his four go to the ex every other Saturday. My ex lives in Fla. so I always have at least two at all times.

Hmmm...I dunno. Split the difference and beat them all I'd say.


Push ups are a nice incentive to do well. When they build up a tolerance you just +20 to the set. Once you get to around 500 or so per infraction, start putting a 20lb sack of flour or sugar between their shoulder blades and reduce the number of reps back down to about 1/4 of what they were. Be sure to add 10 reps for everytime the bag falls off of their back though.

As wild as they are, I'd have six huge, muscle-bound kids running around.

try looking after hunnybunny's four kids, i know what it feels like

LMAO

Good call.

its not that bad is it???

Of course not but i would be nice if i won the lottery!!!!