Hypothetical Vs Realistic

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Hypothetical Vs Realistic
11 comments | Posted by joe 38 months ago

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"Daddy" a son ask his father, "what's the difference between 'hypothetical' and 'realistic'?" "Well son," the father says, "go ask your sister if she'd have sex with her chemistry partner at school for $1 million and then go ask your mom if she'd screw the mailman for $1 million."

So the son goes off to talk to his mother and sister, and then comes back to his father. "Sis said, 'Hell yeah.' and Mom said, 'Of course,'" the boy reports.

"There you have it," the father explains. "Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but realistically, we're just living with a couple of whores."

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wanna_cookie
Posted on Feb 08, 2006 at 04:06 AM
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ouch that is harsh

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junsanchez41
Posted on Feb 08, 2006 at 05:46 AM
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they are not whores, but they just practical, a rich mind.

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alex657684
Posted on Feb 08, 2006 at 11:13 AM
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They'd have sex for money, so that makes them whores. But it's not all bad.

But I did have sex with somebody while trying to get money she owed me......so I guesss I'm a whore too.

(This comment was modified on Feb 08, 2006 11:15 AM)

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hunnybunny
Posted on Feb 13, 2006 at 09:50 AM
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You little whore you

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alex657684
Posted on Feb 08, 2006 at 11:13 AM
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Comment in reply to junsanchez41's original comment

They'd have sex for money, so that makes them whores. But it's not all bad.

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boatman_68
Posted on Feb 08, 2006 at 07:52 AM
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Hahahahahahahaha......good joke

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Robins_kid
Posted on Feb 08, 2006 at 04:59 PM
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good joke

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minodude
Posted on Feb 08, 2006 at 06:54 PM
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was this a repost?

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