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11 comments | Posted by ramrock 38 months ago

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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "shit."

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alex657684
Posted on Feb 07, 2006 at 01:04 AM
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Repost....close enough anyway. But still hilarious!

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wanna_cookie
Posted on Feb 07, 2006 at 01:07 AM
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don't we all hate the reposts

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CaptainSpank
Posted on Feb 07, 2006 at 06:50 AM
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The question is, " Who loves boobs?"

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PS. I love boobs!

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mellowkat
Posted on Feb 08, 2006 at 06:16 PM
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ooh ohh i know i know you love boobs

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CaptainSpank
Posted on Feb 10, 2006 at 06:37 AM
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yes!! You are correct....well done...was it a guess?

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mellowkat
Posted on Feb 11, 2006 at 05:57 AM
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LOL that wasnt too "hard" to guess. Its the general assumption that all men love boobies

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