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An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to marry.
Before the wedding they embarked on a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old man decided it was time to broach the subject of their connubial relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather hopefully.
"Well, I'd have to say I like it infrequently," she responded.
The old guy paused....then he asked, "Was that one word or two?"

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Fayt
Posted on Jan 29, 2006 at 10:18 AM
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I dont get it!!!!!

u like me or u dont i dont care

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TacoMan5000
Posted on Jan 29, 2006 at 02:15 PM
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well, infrequently as one word means seldom, or not often. in frequently as two words means in a lot of the time.

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Gatorbait
Posted on Jan 29, 2006 at 02:48 PM
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Professor Taco!

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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TacoMan5000
Posted on Jan 29, 2006 at 04:07 PM
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i wish i made a professor's kinda money. minimum wage, man.

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that splendor is not beauty."-Benjamin Disraeli

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Dugunz
Posted on Jan 30, 2006 at 09:38 AM
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my next question would have to be about anal and blow jobs

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hunnybunny
Posted on Feb 08, 2006 at 09:50 AM
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hahahaha she'd probably faint and i bet he could'nt manage it anyway

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

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mellowkat
Posted on Jan 30, 2006 at 08:27 PM
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OMG old people having sex is not an image i want to see again. We were made to watch this video at university about these old people and their sexual relationships. They ended up showing two old people having sex

. My eyes will never be the same again

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Australia. And if you give me any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small
hours and put a bat up your night dress!

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hunnybunny
Posted on Feb 08, 2006 at 09:55 AM
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OMG mellow cat this wrong and nobody should be made to see that altho we will all be old one day