Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from
the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're great. They just have to wait for the right man to come along,
the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men .... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's
up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.
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