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The judge says, "Please tell me why you're seeking a divorce."
John says, "Because I live in a two-story house."
The Judge says, "What kind of a reason is that? What the matter with a two-story house?"
John says, "I'll tell you what's the matter. One story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's that time of the month.'"
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You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!