Reeeeeeeeeeeal Cheap Vasectomy

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Reeeeeeeeeeeal Cheap Vasectomy
9 comments | Posted by Ando 51 months ago

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After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could not afford
a larger double-wide). So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him
that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in 'Bama), light
it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting
a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about
to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama.
This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer
can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb
and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count.
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
resumed counting on his other hand...

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minodude
Posted on Dec 20, 2005 at 05:20 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

those doctors are friggin geniouses

good, but not great, joke

Just Kidding!!

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aerozeppelin13
Posted on Dec 20, 2005 at 05:27 PM
2,759 tokens, 5.36 days wasted

i hate jokes that don't give out an ending

hey

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aerozeppelin13
Posted on Dec 20, 2005 at 05:27 PM
2,759 tokens, 5.36 days wasted

i hate jokes that don't give out an ending

hey

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kat
Posted on Dec 21, 2005 at 12:23 AM
819 tokens, 4.76 days wasted

Comment in reply to aerozeppelin13's original comment

It has an ending, the guy blew his nuts off. The Doc's knew that he would have to put the can between his legs to count to ten. BOOM. cheap vsasectomy. I think it is a good joke.