Sad, Yet True 8 comments | Posted by Ando 51 months ago

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Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?

He has an Adam's apple that isn't an apple
Two calves that will never become cows
A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere
A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything
Twenty nails that won't hold a board
A chest that won't hold linen
Two boobs that won't give milk
Two buns that won't feed anyone
A belly button that won't button
Two balls that won't roll
An ass that won't pull a plow
An organ that won't play music
A cock that won't crow

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diablogurl Posted on Dec 17, 2005 at 01:26 PM 185 tokens, 1.22 days wasted

not really that funny but nice try

la panamamenia de 09

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SuttenCheeny Posted on Dec 17, 2005 at 01:53 PM 14 tokens, 1.98 hours wasted

All Very True Facts

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wes Posted on Dec 17, 2005 at 02:25 PM 6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

Gee thanx Ando, you really make us guys look really usefull...

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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likeaneagle Posted on Dec 17, 2005 at 03:19 PM 14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

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ha ha ha ha like it

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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junsanchez41 Posted on Dec 18, 2005 at 04:55 AM 956 tokens, 5.43 days wasted

all things in this world has its own purpose...so all of it, were not useless things...

when you dont smoke you die, when you dont drink you die, so better smoke and
drink and die happy.

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GuySmiley Posted on Dec 20, 2005 at 02:47 AM 21 tokens, 14.33 hours wasted

but we have 2 middle fingers and they aint useless

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likeaneagle Posted on Dec 20, 2005 at 08:53 AM 14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

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ummm i like you way of thinking!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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Sarah Posted on Jan 01, 2006 at 08:42 AM 11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

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you can say that again ...

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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