Entering Heaven 9 comments | Posted by joe 52 months ago

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A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.

Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"

The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi-driver, of Noo Yawk City."

Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi-driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."

The taxi-driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years."

Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."

"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi-driver and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?"

"Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed."

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aph21 Posted on Dec 07, 2005 at 03:11 AM 9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

lol never heard that one, not a bad joke. so does a prostitute get the good stuff then... i'm assuming she's always making people say oh god oh god oh god...

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I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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Vijchti Posted on Dec 07, 2005 at 03:56 AM 806 tokens, 4.91 days wasted

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Hahahaha...she should get to sit on God's lap!

Don't worry about a thing; you know your path is true
Just ease your mind, have a banana or two.

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aph21 Posted on Dec 07, 2005 at 04:26 AM 9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

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Yea, she would be qualified as a special guest of honor!

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I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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wes Posted on Dec 07, 2005 at 09:28 AM 6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

SOOooo fitting!!! Kudos to St. Peter!

Live & let live... such is life.
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Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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killapenguin Posted on Dec 07, 2005 at 09:33 AM 2,320 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

heard this in... erm... Traffic school. lol

" " - Harpo Marx

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TrojanHorse Posted on Dec 07, 2005 at 01:23 PM 796 tokens, 1.9 days wasted

thats was a good one m8

Hung Like a Horse!!!

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likeaneagle Posted on Dec 07, 2005 at 03:27 PM 14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

make me laugh!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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x_cUtIe_x Posted on Dec 09, 2005 at 03:46 PM 1,617 tokens, 2.07 days wasted

That was hilarious!

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You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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hunnybunny Posted on Dec 13, 2005 at 06:23 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

good one joe made me laugh

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