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One day a little boy is at his grandparents house when he hears some noises.
He walks in his grandparents room only to find them having sex. The boy is shocked and asks "Grandpa! What are you doing?"
The old man replies, "Uh, I'm playin' cards son."
The boy says, "Oh.. Well what are you doing Grandma?"
The old woman replies, "Why.. I'm his ace!"
The next day the boy walks in on his parents only to find the same thing.
He asks, "Daddy! What are you doing?"
His father says, "I'm playin' cards son."
The boy asks his mother, "And what are you doing?"
The mother tells him, "Why.. I'm his ace!"
So the next day the father finds the little boy in the yard playing with himself. As shocked as the father is he inquires what the boy is doing.
"I'm playin' cards, Daddy," says the boy.
"Well son.. Where's your ace?" The father asks.
And without missing a beat the boy says, "You dont need one if you got a good hand!"
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