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1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."

4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"

5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don''t you will be."

6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."

7.In a restaurant window: "Don''t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we''ll wait."

10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.

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aph21 Posted on Dec 01, 2005 at 09:11 AM 9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

cool little one liners!

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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wes Posted on Dec 01, 2005 at 09:24 AM 6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

"Drive carefully, we''ll wait." At least they're patient for patients...

Live & let live... such is life.
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Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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hunnybunny Posted on Dec 05, 2005 at 08:47 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

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good one wes

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


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killapenguin Posted on Dec 01, 2005 at 09:30 AM 2,320 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

I like funny people... but haven't we seen this before

" " - Harpo Marx

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PandieKray Posted on Dec 01, 2005 at 09:32 AM 2,481 tokens, 5.04 days wasted

Stop idiots befor they breed...

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TrojanHorse Posted on Dec 01, 2005 at 11:09 AM 796 tokens, 1.9 days wasted

that was ok

Hung Like a Horse!!!

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kat Posted on Dec 01, 2005 at 02:21 PM 819 tokens, 4.76 days wasted

On a co-workers desk.

"Byte Me!"

Not bad at all.

Live and Let Live

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turdman Posted on Dec 01, 2005 at 04:46 PM 374 tokens, 3.91 days wasted

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this is so stupis lol

a person: girls are more useful for things then just cooking u know

me: CLEANING!!!!

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turdman Posted on Dec 01, 2005 at 04:46 PM 374 tokens, 3.91 days wasted

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this is so stupis lol

a person: girls are more useful for things then just cooking u know

me: CLEANING!!!!

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likeaneagle Posted on Dec 03, 2005 at 07:14 AM 14,688 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

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this isa comment from turdman? it doesnt count kat,,it doesnt count!!!

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Monkey Posted on Dec 02, 2005 at 12:00 AM 9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

[insert some mish mash of hacked up wording that makes no sense to anyone followed by 3 obligatory emoticons/smilies that will seemingly make up for a lack of intelligence.]

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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likeaneagle Posted on Dec 02, 2005 at 09:04 AM 14,688 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

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thanx a lot monkey,, from all the oil cans down under!!!

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diablogurl Posted on Dec 03, 2005 at 10:57 AM 185 tokens, 1.22 days wasted

That was funny i never looked at it that way:)

la panamamenia de 09

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hunnybunny Posted on Dec 05, 2005 at 08:51 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

good one joe these made me giggle

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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CaptainSpank Posted on Jan 09, 2006 at 02:38 AM 919 tokens, 1.46 days wasted

Wisdom, what u get when u think about shit.....

time for a or 2!!

CaptainSpank does not need a signature.
ALL HAIL THE SPANK

PS. I love boobs!

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