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Guts Vs Balls
12 comments | Posted by atxman76 52 months ago

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We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,
the definition for each is listed below ....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject

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TrojanHorse
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 01:37 AM
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Well I guess thats true

Hung Like a Horse!!!

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kat
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 03:20 AM
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Made me laugh. My husband would be in serious trouble tho. HAHA

Live and Let Live

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Homefries
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 05:17 AM
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Those are two things that will be removed if you ever do something like that.

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

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pz09
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 09:31 AM
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Funny but still confused

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wes
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 10:08 AM
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"You're next." ... Yep, I'd be dead since she packs a 44 mag., but, I have no reason since she's perfect!!!

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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hunnybunny
Posted on Nov 30, 2005 at 11:12 AM
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Comment in reply to wes's original comment

owwwwww wes your such a sweetie your wife is looky to have you

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

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killapenguin
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 11:11 AM
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Good for the humor factor, But I'd never even think about cheating

" " - Harpo Marx

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hunnybunny
Posted on Nov 30, 2005 at 11:16 AM
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Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

it's a sore subject with me because i can't see why people have affairs in the first place, if ther not happy with who their with then finish it theres just no need for adultrey.

BTW i think its great that you would cheat

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

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killapenguin
Posted on Nov 30, 2005 at 11:20 AM
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Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

I hope you mean Wouldn't.

Yea Wes got to it first, but once again, I would never cheat because she is perfect. It's one of those things where you know that god (or a higher being, whatever you believe in) just made you two to be together.

I'm happy

" " - Harpo Marx

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hunnybunny
Posted on Nov 30, 2005 at 11:29 AM
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Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

sorry about the miss spelling you know what i ment!!

And you wife/girlfriend his lucky to have you that is so sweet

I've been with my husband for 13 years now since teenagers and i would'nt swap him for the world