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8 comments | Posted by ramrock 56 months ago
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Did you know this about Vodka?
>
> 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The
> solvent dissolves adhesive.
>
> 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray
>
> bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash
> clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
>
> 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean
> cloth
> dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills
> germs.
>
> 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your
>
> safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka
> disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
>
> 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.
>
> 6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to
> cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
>
> 7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol
> cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of
> healthy hair.
> >
> 8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to
> kill them.
>
> 9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziplock freezer bag
>
> and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black
> eyes.
>
> 10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender
> flowers,
> fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three
>
> days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to
> aches and pains.
>
> 11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and
> back as a liniment.
>
> 12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
>
> 13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
>
> 14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the
> urushiol oil from your skin.
>
> 15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb
> some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
>
> 16. NEVER DRINK THE STUFF - IT'LL KILL YOU! HEE HEE

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View Profile for AndoAndo
Posted on Nov 26, 2005 at 02:48 AM
643 tokens, 1.95 weeks wasted
Number 5.... about the vomit? What if there is already vodka in the puke?

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View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 10:15 AM
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Comment in reply to Ando's original comment

good question

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a husband.


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View Profile for PandieKrayPandieKray
Posted on Nov 26, 2005 at 04:53 AM
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Some are quiet intresting

Stop idiots befor they breed...

 
View Profile for weswes
Posted on Nov 26, 2005 at 07:52 AM
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Just drink it, enjoy, and forget all the above problems...

Live & let live... such is life.
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View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Nov 26, 2005 at 07:48 PM
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Comment in reply to wes's original comment

i can think of better uses for vodka!!

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View Profile for katkat
Posted on Nov 26, 2005 at 01:22 PM
819 tokens, 4.76 days wasted
This is true of almost every alcoholic beverage, however, Vodka is clear. I have used Southern Comfort for many of these things. And you can safely drink that. HAHA

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View Profile for amysue180amysue180
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 11:32 PM
102 tokens, 1.44 days wasted
These all seem like alcohol abuse to me...my friends and I are typical college students...we drink it all and don't let any of it go to waste!

I mean really...washing your feet with vodka?!? Wasteful!

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View Profile for CaptainSpankCaptainSpank
Posted on Jan 09, 2006 at 04:50 AM
919 tokens, 1.46 days wasted
I'd rather a beer....



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