Sunbathing Woman 6 comments | Posted by joe 52 months ago

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A woman was staying at a hotel and she decided to go sunbathing on the hotel roof. When she laid down to sun her back, her bikini top fell off. She didn't care so much, though, because nobody ever came up to the roof anyway. Which is why she was surprised when she heard footsteps. It was the maitre'd from the restaurant.

"Ma'am," he said, "we were all wondering if you could put your top back on."

"Why? I'm not disturbing anybody."

"Ma'am. You're on the skylight."

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TrojanHorse Posted on Nov 18, 2005 at 11:19 AM 796 tokens, 1.9 days wasted

she must have been a blonde (no offense women)

Hung Like a Horse!!!

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wes Posted on Nov 18, 2005 at 02:52 PM 6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

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OMG, are you ever gonna catch hell!

Live & let live... such is life.
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Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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britt05 Posted on Nov 18, 2005 at 05:34 PM 78 tokens, 6.82 hours wasted

lol

As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.

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tofast4uwrx Posted on Nov 18, 2005 at 07:33 PM 87 tokens, 4.53 hours wasted

no, I don't really think this is funny. Oh, but I do appreciate the blonde comment.

Use it or lose it...

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kat Posted on Nov 18, 2005 at 09:47 PM 819 tokens, 4.76 days wasted

An oldie but a goodie!

Live and Let Live

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hunnybunny Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 08:56 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

All i can say is silly cow!!!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


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