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A Lesson About Truthfulness
17 comments | Posted by Trevor_BMPD 53 months ago
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There were these kids crowded around a dog and a priest walked up to them and asked what they were doing. That's when they told him the dog was a stray and the boy who told the biggest lie could keep him. This sent the priest into a long monologue starting with "You should never tell a lie" and ending 10 minutes later with "When I was your age I never lied".

After the sermon one of the kids said "Alright, give him the dog."

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View Profile for TheFinalCutTheFinalCut
Posted on Nov 03, 2005 at 11:32 AM
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Posted on Nov 03, 2005 at 11:54 AM
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View Profile for weswes
Posted on Nov 03, 2005 at 12:01 PM
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Itz a priest... they ALL lie and they're faggots and pervs too, he'll 'enjoy' the dog probably!

Live & let live... such is life.
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Posted on Nov 03, 2005 at 04:05 PM
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be nice wes be nice


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Posted on Nov 03, 2005 at 04:46 PM
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I'm trying but sometimes I get a mean streak!

More fun that way...

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View Profile for hoodedclawhoodedclaw
Posted on Nov 03, 2005 at 08:42 PM
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Comment in reply to wes's original comment

LMAO

just ask this scientician

 
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Posted on Nov 03, 2005 at 12:14 PM
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Was the heading 'Joke'? I don't geddit!

I don't geddit

 
View Profile for zzz000zzz000
Posted on Nov 03, 2005 at 12:42 PM
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hes saying that "when i was a hoy i never lied" is a lie, and he should get the dog. and no priests are not pervs, there have been isolated incidences involving priests, so shut your mouth until you know all the facts

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View Profile for weswes
Posted on Nov 03, 2005 at 04:40 PM
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Comment in reply to zzz000's original comment

Ahoy there... ok, sorry, I guess they're all haggots then (whatever that might be)

Part of your original comment: "when i was a hoy i never lied"


Do you know what the 'Edit' button might be for?

(This comment was modified on Nov 03, 2005 04:42 PM)

Live & let live... such is life.
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Gonna start over and say... whatever!

 
View Profile for hoodedclawhoodedclaw
Posted on Nov 03, 2005 at 09:12 PM
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Comment in reply to zzz000's original comment

"isolated incidences" you're kidding right
do a little research:
in ireland in 2001 there were 2500 cases investigated involving RC priests or people who worked in RC run institutions;
"the cost to US RC church of sexual predators in the priesthood has climbed past $ 1 billion, according to tallies by american bishops and an associated press review of known settlements"(1999)

i got your back wes

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Posted on Nov 04, 2005 at 01:20 AM
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Comment in reply to hoodedclaw's original comment

Amen to that!
.

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THEN IT'S FREEKEN HILARIOUS!

 
View Profile for zzz000zzz000
Posted on Nov 03, 2005 at 12:42 PM
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hes saying that "when i was a boy i never lied" is a lie, and he should get the dog. and no priests are not pervs, there have been isolated incidences involving priests, so shut your mouth until you know all the facts

liverpool FC 4 life

George Bush. The closest natural relative to a piece of shit.

 
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Posted on Nov 03, 2005 at 01:22 PM
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ooooh double postage


 
View Profile for Trevor_BMPDTrevor_BMPD
Posted on Nov 03, 2005 at 07:34 PM
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If you don't get it here's the answer: The kids think the priest just told the biggest lie that they've heard.

"I'm Horatio Caine and this I know, at CSI: Miami we never close."

"The shit hit the fan."

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View Profile for PandieKrayPandieKray
Posted on Nov 03, 2005 at 08:10 PM
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Yep and he's right, every kid lie's... its a thing kids do, and for anyone that says they didnt as a kid, makes them not just the biggest joke, but the biggest liar around
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Stop idiots befor they breed...

 
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Posted on Nov 04, 2005 at 07:18 AM
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i dont suffer from insanity. i enjoy every minute of it.

Why r we dying to live if we are just living to die? (Tupac n Biggie Runnin)

dont worry to much about life no one gets out alive.

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View Profile for aph21aph21
Posted on Nov 04, 2005 at 09:45 AM
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I think the priest has just been called out!

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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