Romance Mathematics 10 comments | Posted by joe 53 months ago

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Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

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kat Posted on Oct 29, 2005 at 08:10 PM 819 tokens, 4.76 days wasted

So true. "Honey, can I have more money, more money, more money".

Live and Let Live

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aph21 Posted on Oct 30, 2005 at 11:03 AM 9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

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Sounds like a regular woman! LMAO

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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nova Posted on Oct 29, 2005 at 09:44 PM 288 tokens, 2.43 days wasted

I dont get, i guess im dumb man lol

Damn that shit is whack

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Monkey Posted on Oct 29, 2005 at 11:01 PM 9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

BLAH SOME FUCKING PUNCTUATION AND SPACES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Katt Posted on Oct 29, 2005 at 11:11 PM 13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted

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Edited for your pleasure.

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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Monkey Posted on Oct 29, 2005 at 11:42 PM 9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

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Thank you. After what I've been through this week it literally made my eyes hurt to read.
I strained until I thought I was going to poop.

Its very pleasurable.















ITS ALL UNGODLY!!

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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PandieKray Posted on Oct 29, 2005 at 11:11 PM 2,481 tokens, 5.04 days wasted

You tell them,Monk

Stop idiots befor they breed...

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nova Posted on Oct 29, 2005 at 11:48 PM 288 tokens, 2.43 days wasted

I get it now lol...i am so smart S-M-R-T i mean S-M-A-R-T lol

Damn that shit is whack

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aph21 Posted on Oct 30, 2005 at 11:04 AM 9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

Those were pretty good, i'll have to remember them.

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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wes Posted on Oct 30, 2005 at 11:06 AM 6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

I suppose it took some thought to create that list, funny though...

Live & let live... such is life.
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Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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