Top 20 Reasons To Date A Granny

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Top 20 Reasons To Date A Granny
11 comments | Posted by hunnybunny 58 months ago

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1. If you call her by another girl's name and she won't hear.

2. All she can eat in expensive restaurants is the soup.

3. There'll be none of this "walk me home" nonsense if it's more than six steps.

4. She won't expect expensive gifts because "people had less" in her day.

5. Oral sex - No teeth, no risk!

6. Following the "very cream" or "very brown" rules, you'll never disappoint her when buying clothes.

7. Defuse times of tension by side-tracking her with the line "Still, things weren't like this in our day."

8. And to make absolutely sure, follow it up with "Young people just don't know they're born".

9. Then do that stupid intake of breath noise old people love so much.

10. Um... where was I?

11. Oh, I remember! Blue perms are seeeexy!

12. No matter if she's mad at you... she'll forget in a minute.

13. Her driving skills will never deteriorate with age. Being a woman she never had any to begin with.

14. There is nothing so bad that can't be made better by bingo.

15. You can learn how to complain in shops from a master.

16. She won't know you've stayed out late because she went to bed at 6pm.

17. And it's not like she'll hear you come in.

18. And even if she did you can just make a lot of noise and pretend you're confronting a burglar, because it's not like she'll be able to see well enough to argue.

19. You'll always be able to find her breasts... in her shoes.

20. Her bra will make an ideal substitute rope to hang yourself with when you realise what you've done!

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aph21
Posted on Oct 18, 2005 at 05:08 AM
9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

some good reasons but i still don't think that i would!

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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tjhash4120
Posted on Oct 18, 2005 at 05:16 AM
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DUDE! This kinda creeps me out more than n e thing... I'm just glad they didn't go to the whole dying and gettin inheritance money lol... It's just wrong... (but entertaining none the less lol)

There's No Time To Discriminate! Hate Every MotherF*%&er That's In Your Way!!!

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likeaneagle
Posted on Oct 18, 2005 at 07:33 AM
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i can relate 2 all of them!!!!!!!!!! good i bunny,,u go girl!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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hunnybunny
Posted on Oct 18, 2005 at 11:22 AM
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Thanks Ralphette

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

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PandieKray
Posted on Oct 18, 2005 at 06:11 AM
2,481 tokens, 5.04 days wasted

Yes its sad , but there are younger guys out there that do date older women for what they can get ....

booooooooooooo... shame on them

Stop idiots befor they breed...

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MRB
Posted on Oct 18, 2005 at 09:23 AM
1,252 tokens, 2.18 days wasted

funny but i just wouldent

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i dont suffer from insanity. i enjoy every minute of it.

Why r we dying to live if we are just living to die? (Tupac n Biggie Runnin)

dont worry to much about life no one gets out alive.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on

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