A Young Ventriloquist 19 comments | Posted by PandieKray 42 months ago

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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Oklahoma. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual "dumb blonde" jokes.

A blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women in that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's
guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you
and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor."

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde yells: "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit sitting on your knee!"

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tjhash4120 Posted on Oct 14, 2005 at 05:19 AM 599 tokens, 2.67 days wasted

LMFAO!! Nice One

There's No Time To Discriminate! Hate Every MotherF*%&er That's In Your Way!!!

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hunnybunny Posted on Oct 14, 2005 at 06:15 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

Well Killenkitty now thats a good one, god just choked on my coffee!!!!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


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PandieKray Posted on Oct 14, 2005 at 06:25 AM 2,481 tokens, 5.04 days wasted

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As long as you didnt splatter on the comp lmao....... quick get the windex

Stop idiots befor they breed...

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hunnybunny Posted on Oct 14, 2005 at 06:34 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

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LOLROF Just stained my top thats all managed to not spit it everywhere it just sort of dribbled!!!!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


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PandieKray Posted on Oct 14, 2005 at 06:42 AM 2,481 tokens, 5.04 days wasted

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Be good, stay tidy

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MRB Posted on Oct 14, 2005 at 06:49 AM 1,252 tokens, 2.18 days wasted

that was funny but a bit predictable

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i dont suffer from insanity. i enjoy every minute of it.

Why r we dying to live if we are just living to die? (Tupac n Biggie Runnin)

dont worry to much about life no one gets out alive.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on

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killapenguin Posted on Oct 14, 2005 at 08:58 AM 2,316 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

I have heard that one before, but it still made me chuckle. good one.

" " - Harpo Marx

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TrojanHorse Posted on Oct 14, 2005 at 11:12 AM 796 tokens, 1.9 days wasted

DUMB ASS LOL

Hung Like a Horse!!!

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Sarah Posted on Oct 14, 2005 at 11:35 AM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Blah, blah, blah ...

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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PandieKray Posted on Oct 14, 2005 at 12:56 PM 2,481 tokens, 5.04 days wasted

wake up SARAH

Stop idiots befor they breed...

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Sarah Posted on Oct 14, 2005 at 01:29 PM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

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5 more minutes, mom.

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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PandieKray Posted on Oct 14, 2005 at 01:38 PM 2,481 tokens, 5.04 days wasted

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Not a chance in hell.
up now or it will be hit over the head with a wet fish

(This comment was modified on Oct 14, 2005 01:40 PM)

Stop idiots befor they breed...

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Sarah Posted on Oct 14, 2005 at 01:43 PM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

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NO ! I HATE YOU ! Get out of my room !!

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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PandieKray Posted on Oct 14, 2005 at 01:47 PM 2,481 tokens, 5.04 days wasted

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Thats it....... where is that ruddy squirt bottle... & the ice cubes lol


And no i didnt do this to my daughters....... i only learnt these tricks since they have been adults and like to be smart asses & try to tell mum what to do lol

Stop idiots befor they breed...

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Sarah Posted on Oct 14, 2005 at 01:52 PM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

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LOL

I don't have any kids. I don't want them, either.





(This comment was modified on Oct 14, 2005 02:17 PM)

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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aph21 Posted on Oct 14, 2005 at 03:16 PM 9,839 tokens, 2.81 months wasted

I knew their was a catch, she couldn't stay smart for too long! LOL

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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PandieKray Posted on Oct 14, 2005 at 07:09 PM 2,481 tokens, 5.04 days wasted

My god........ im the oldest one here
Going by all yr profiles.....

your elders children

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hunnybunny Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 05:51 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

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Haha your not the oldest thats a lot of older men on this site!!!!!!!! Not naming any

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


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wes Posted on Oct 15, 2005 at 03:01 PM 6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

Typical, I bet that was my sister!

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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