Donkey Balls 17 comments | Posted by beaverhunter 54 months ago

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A man and his wife are on vacation in Tibet. While shopping in a small village, the wife asks her husband what time it was, and looking down at his wrist the man realized he had left his watch in the motel room. After a few unsuccessful attempts to find an english speaking local, the couple finally finds an elderly man sitting quietly on the street with his donkey.

"Excuse me," the husband says, "could you tell us the time?"

"Absolutely", replies the elderly man, and with that he reaches down and lifts the donkey's balls. "It is 3:10", the man exclaims.

"Thank you" replies the wife in a surprised voice. And the couple continues on their way. After doing some shopping and grabbing a bite to eat. The couple return to the old man for the time.

Again the elderly man lifts the donkey's balls and says, "It is now 4:45."

By this time the husband is completely amazed. "Please show me how you can tell the time simply by lifting this donkey's balls!"

"Certainly," the elderly man replies motioning for the couple to come closer. "Sit here where I am," the man begins. "Now, do you see the donkey's balls?"

"Of course", the man replies.

"Now reach down and take them into your hand." Hesitantly the husband does as he is instructed, after all, this could prove to be an enlightening experience. "Now, slowly lift the donkey's balls", he continues. Again the husband does as he is instructed.

"Now look underneath the donkeys balls, and between his two front legs." The husband does just that.

"Now" the man says, "can you see the clock on the wall of that building over there?"

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likeaneagle Posted on Oct 16, 2005 at 07:06 PM 14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

good 1 beaver hunter!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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wes Posted on Oct 16, 2005 at 08:00 PM 6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

Good 'GROANER joke' ...

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PandieKray Posted on Oct 16, 2005 at 08:33 PM 2,481 tokens, 5.04 days wasted

Stop idiots befor they breed...

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sweetboy21 Posted on Oct 16, 2005 at 08:46 PM 275 tokens, 21.15 hours wasted

nice joke

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xaveth Posted on Oct 16, 2005 at 08:50 PM 103 tokens, 1.41 days wasted

Heh heh... donkey balls.

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aph21 Posted on Oct 16, 2005 at 09:17 PM 9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

Another pretty good one.

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I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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hoy101 Posted on Oct 16, 2005 at 09:18 PM 123 tokens, 20.1 hours wasted

donkey balls thats a good one

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Monkey Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 12:48 AM 9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

My wife has to do the same thing from time to time.

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aph21 Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 12:53 AM 9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

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What, move the donkey's balls to tell what time it is...


lol

(This comment was modified on Oct 17, 2005 12:53 AM)

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I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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PandieKray Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 02:46 AM 2,481 tokens, 5.04 days wasted

Pleaseeeeeee dont answer himmmmm ..... its to much infoooooo

Stop idiots befor they breed...

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hunnybunny Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 08:45 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

that was good one beaverhunter........

If that was me theres no way I would touched tho's manky donkey balls, hay they could make a song out of that................Don't want no manky donkey balls man or

suck on my manky donkey balls, put em in your mouth and suck em!!!

*i'll just go and take my pills*

(This comment was modified on Oct 17, 2005 08:47 AM)

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PandieKray Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 10:01 AM 2,481 tokens, 5.04 days wasted

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I think you had better , and fastttttt girl

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hunnybunny Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 10:06 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

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yeah

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aph21 Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 02:45 PM 9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

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make sure you get the right color pills in their proper order!

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hunnybunny Posted on Oct 18, 2005 at 06:38 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

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Yes sir i will me likes the pretty red ones

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killapenguin Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 11:11 AM 2,320 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

they were touching donkey balls.

the idiot could have looked at the other building the whole time. Learned.

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hoy101 Posted on Oct 19, 2005 at 08:08 AM 123 tokens, 20.1 hours wasted

haha i think its funny

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