During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what is
the criteria that defines a patient to be
institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "after we fill up a bathtub, we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and
ask the patient to empty the bathtub"
Here are the choices:
Would you use the spoon? The teacup? The bucket?
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the
bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the
teacup."
Noooooo," answered the Director, looking at the visitor with new interest.
"A normal person would pull the plug".
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