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This guy walks into a whore house and goes up to the counter and says, "i'd like your best whore." So the man behind the counter says, "ok go up the stairs down the hall first door on your left." So the guy proceeds up the stairs when he finds a basket of tomatoes. So he picks up a tomato and, starts to eat it. he reaches the first door (1a) So he knocks on the door and a woman opens up and see him. She screams and slams the door! So a lil discouraged the guy goes to the second door and knocks (1b). The woman opens the door and see him eating his tomato and screams ,slaps him in the face and slams the door! Now the guy is gettin pissed of. So he trys the last door (1c). He then think to himself that he'll wipe his face off and hope for the best. So he knocks and the same thing happens! So he walks back down stairs and goes up to the counter
and says "what the hell are these women's problem?" "all i'm doin is eating my tomato and lookin for a good time, and all they door is slam the door in my face! the guy behind the counter says "you know that tomato you think your eating? , well its not a tomato its last night's abortion!!
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