An Honest Lawyer 4 comments | Posted by joe 59 months ago

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An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an 'honest' lawyer?"

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my dad lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."

"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"

He squirmed in his seat and admitted, "My dad sued me for the money."

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likeaneagle Posted on Sep 04, 2005 at 07:58 AM 14,688 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

yep! no such thing!

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aph21 Posted on Sep 04, 2005 at 11:02 AM 9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

definetly a way to get the money back. lol

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I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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hunnybunny Posted on Sep 05, 2005 at 08:20 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


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wes Posted on Sep 05, 2005 at 08:49 AM 6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

Hmmm, forced honesty... typical of one who's gonna be a crooked bastard!

Live & let live... such is life.
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Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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