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Cigarettes And Tampons
7 comments | Posted by hunnybunny 56 months ago

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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this,
yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,
and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling
papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own . so does she.

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aph21
Posted on Aug 23, 2005 at 10:18 AM
9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

Thats the way to do it.

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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MikeMassive
Posted on Aug 23, 2005 at 11:46 AM
46 tokens, 5.2 hours wasted

Boo yah-- 2 points for the home team!

We should find a way to render everyone in the world sterile. And then set an
IQ level for the antidote.

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 23, 2005 at 12:38 PM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

I've been telling my wife she needs to roll her own for years.

I even joked once that she must have rolled one out of a 3M greenie because she was acting like such a jerk.

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