Two Drunks Talk About Their Privates

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Two Drunks Talk About Their Privates
11 comments | Posted by beaverhunter 56 months ago

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Two old drunks were drinking in the pub together, when the first one says:

"You know, Mick, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands. When I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard.

By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm 60 next week and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand."

"So, " says the second drunk, "What's your point?"

"The point is, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm going to get."

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winglesangel
Posted on Aug 14, 2005 at 02:36 AM
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hehe... thats kinda gross.... if i saw someone bend their peepee in half id probly cry abd claw my eyes out

Signatures are lame. Just like you.

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Flygurl
Posted on Aug 14, 2005 at 02:44 AM
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yah so would i haha thats funny the way you said " peepee"

Im a Bitch so back off
-Flygurl

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winglesangel
Posted on Aug 14, 2005 at 02:50 AM
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lol... yeah... thats right... i said it... PeePee....

Signatures are lame. Just like you.

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Alohababe
Posted on Aug 14, 2005 at 03:05 AM
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thats right you did ,lol

Don't look behind you.....

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winglesangel
Posted on Aug 14, 2005 at 03:12 AM
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psht you know it

Signatures are lame. Just like you.

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aph21
Posted on Aug 14, 2005 at 06:17 AM
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that's funny, a new way to judge how strong you are.

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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wes
Posted on Aug 14, 2005 at 10:25 AM
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I used to get those 'hard-ons', itz always flexible now!

Just kiddn!

Live & let live... such is life.
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Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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winglesangel
Posted on Aug 14, 2005 at 04:30 PM
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.< nobody wanted to hear about your flexable-ness>

Signatures are lame. Just like you.

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 14, 2005 at 09:50 PM
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Insert some bogus comment about an oversized pudendum and how the ladies shreik when they see it, and how the ladies shreik when (CENSORED)(CENSORED) (CENSORED) nostrils.

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