You Have Been Programming Too Long When 7 comments | Posted by aerozeppelin13 56 months ago

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When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".

When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.

When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.

When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"

When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.

When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.

When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.

When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in octal.

When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.

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Flygurl Posted on Aug 04, 2005 at 08:14 AM 1,349 tokens, 1.1 weeks wasted

thats funny.... yep been Programming to long, ummm... iv been like that lately i wonder



(This comment was modified on Aug 04, 2005 08:16 AM)

Im a Bitch so back off
-Flygurl

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hunnybunny Posted on Aug 04, 2005 at 08:21 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

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Me to since of found this web site ....

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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Flygurl Posted on Aug 04, 2005 at 05:29 PM 1,349 tokens, 1.1 weeks wasted

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lol

Im a Bitch so back off
-Flygurl

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wes Posted on Aug 04, 2005 at 11:18 AM 6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

'dialing an IP number' I'll never admit it, been too long ago anyway...

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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Mr. Incredible Posted on Aug 05, 2005 at 05:28 PM 656 tokens, 1.34 days wasted

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Or wondering if their phone number is static or dynamic.

The illicit details surrounding the absolute abnormal protrusion were purely
cynical

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nos_slived Posted on Aug 05, 2005 at 05:55 AM 644 tokens, 4.85 days wasted

If ($joke=='funny') {
LOL();
}
Else {
GoToHellNow();
}

(This comment was modified on Aug 05, 2005 05:56 AM)

The NOS Man

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likeaneagle Posted on Aug 13, 2005 at 10:06 AM 14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

or when you're a waiting room, reading a magazine, pissed off because you cant click an underlined word?????

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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