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A young man was sitting by his dying mother.
She asked him to bring a small box and when he brought it she took out a folded piece of paper.
"My son. This piece of paper is a family heritage and can only be read by women. Whatever you do don't read it. However you can let other women read it"
The old woman died leaving her son with this mysterious piece of paper.
He went out walking in the street curious about the paper. He saw a young woman walking and he decided to show her the paper... He gently asked her to read the paper... She read it and then she folded the paper kissed him on his lips then slapped him on his face.
Puzzled and furious he went to a coffee shop and asked the waitress to read the paper... She read it, folded it, kissed him then slapped him and asked him to leave.
He went home and gave the paper to his wife. When she read it she folded the paper kissed him then slapped him on his face.
Word spread around the city about the piece of paper with him... Wherever he goes women come to him ask him to read the paper and they do the same kissing and slapping all over.
Eventually he got tired and decided to leave town... When he got on the plane the stewartess saw the paper in his hand took it and read it then kissed and slapped him.... That was enough to drive him to his limits. So he decided to jump off the plane while it was flying.... He walked towards the door and opened it... Before he jump he decided to at least read the paper and figure out the strage reaction he got from women...
The wind was too strong that the paper flew away!... sorry
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