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Yo' mama so fat, all the restaurants have signs that say "Max. Occupancy 240 OR Yo' Mama."

Yo' mama so fat, when fighter pilots see her they say, "Bogie at 11, 12, 1, 2, and 3 o'clock."

Yo mama is so fat, when you slap her leg, you can ride the waves.

Yo' mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it!

Yo' mama so fat, she can stand over the homeless and give them a home!

Yo' mama so fat, she's the reason there's night and day!

Yo' mama so fat, she has an echo in her belly button!

Yo' mama so fat, the president declared her the 51st state!

Yo' mama so fat, she has to sleep in shifts!

Yo' mama so fat, when she needs to wipe her butt, she sends out a search party!

Yo' mama so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself!

Yo' mama so fat, she falls out of bed on both sides!



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wes Posted on Jul 16, 2005 at 09:22 AM 6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

Hey! Watch how you talk about my MO N LAW :) (she really is huge)
The wife and I laughed at every reference!

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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Flygurl Posted on Jul 28, 2005 at 09:37 AM 1,349 tokens, 1.1 weeks wasted

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Im a Bitch so back off
-Flygurl

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Monkey Posted on Jul 16, 2005 at 09:48 AM 9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Yo mamas so fat, after I sexed her I rolled over 5 times and I was still on top!

Yo mamas so fat, if she farts today it won't be out for 3 weeks.

Yo mamas so fat, she deep fries toothpaste

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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softpretzel025 Posted on Jul 16, 2005 at 12:45 PM 152 tokens, 9.95 hours wasted

Yo Moma is so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo Moma is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

Yo Moma is so fat I had to take a plane, a train, and three buses just to get on the bitches good side

I do believe it's true
That there are roads left in both of our shoes
If the silence takes you then I hope it takes me too
So brown eyes I hold you near
Cause you're the only song I want to hear
A melody softly soaring through my atmosphere

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TacoMan5000 Posted on Jul 16, 2005 at 02:15 PM 1,201 tokens, 6.6 days wasted

Yo mama's so ugly,she could make a vibrator go soft.

Yo mama's so fat,when i tried to swerve around her in the street,i ran out of gas.

yo mama's so stupid,she has to climb to the top of a clear glass wall to find out what's on the other side.

Ego velle conspicari Tartarus.

"Teach us that wealth is not elegance, that profusion is not magnificence,
that splendor is not beauty."-Benjamin Disraeli

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hueylover101 Posted on Jul 25, 2005 at 08:52 PM 119 tokens, 17.23 hours wasted

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yo momas so old her birth certifacit saids exspirede

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Flygurl Posted on Jul 25, 2005 at 08:56 PM 1,349 tokens, 1.1 weeks wasted

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good one

Im a Bitch so back off
-Flygurl

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hueylover101 Posted on Jul 28, 2005 at 04:21 PM 119 tokens, 17.23 hours wasted

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thank you

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Monkey Posted on Jul 28, 2005 at 08:34 PM 9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

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expireseselfmesnd??

What the hell kind of language is that??

It sounds Slovik.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Flygurl Posted on Jul 29, 2005 at 02:02 AM 1,349 tokens, 1.1 weeks wasted

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What???

Im a Bitch so back off
-Flygurl

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hueylover101 Posted on Jul 29, 2005 at 06:50 PM 119 tokens, 17.23 hours wasted

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No its fuck u and come with a better dis

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kinghih Posted on Jul 16, 2005 at 06:49 PM 331 tokens, 2.07 days wasted

Please, please, enough CINDY jokes already..

The 12-Steps are not part of a program, they are a way of life....

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jayjayjet Posted on Jul 17, 2005 at 01:53 PM 60 tokens, 19.2 hours wasted

yo mama's so fat, she asked for a water-bed, and they put a blanket over the ocean!

IT WASN'T ME, I SWEAR!

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Flygurl Posted on Jul 25, 2005 at 11:55 PM 1,349 tokens, 1.1 weeks wasted

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i dont think iv herd that one before...nice

Im a Bitch so back off
-Flygurl

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Flygurl Posted on Jul 26, 2005 at 05:53 PM 1,349 tokens, 1.1 weeks wasted

yo mama so fat, when she bends over we enter daylight saving time


yo mama so fat, she makes olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic

yo mama so fat, she need a map to find her but

yo mama so fat, she sat on a nintendo gamecube and turned it into a game boy

yo mama so fat, she uses a matress for a tampon




(This comment was modified on Jul 28, 2005 01:26 AM)

Im a Bitch so back off
-Flygurl

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aerozeppelin13 Posted on Aug 09, 2005 at 06:18 PM 2,759 tokens, 5.36 days wasted

these jokes are so funny, i lauged at every on

hey

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halo288 Posted on Aug 20, 2005 at 09:20 PM 56 tokens, 1.32 days wasted

yo mamas so fat when a bus hit her she said "who through that rock!"

its all fun and games until some1 gets hurt then its hilarios

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halo288 Posted on Aug 21, 2005 at 01:58 AM 56 tokens, 1.32 days wasted

u all got good jokes

its all fun and games until some1 gets hurt then its hilarios

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