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Xander: If I ever get my hands on Spike, I'll make him wish he'd never been born...reborn...unborn! You get the picture!
from: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (2002) (VG)
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Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
from: Dazed and Confused (1993)
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Aaron Altman: Ok, I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
from: Broadcast News (1987)
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Steve: We have a tool shed if you'd find it more romantic.
from: Rick & Steve the Happiest Gay Couple in All the World (1999)
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Daniel: Oh, great, that solves everything for me. I'll just go down to the school and straighten it out with the teacher, no problem.
Miyagi: Now use head for something other than target.
Daniel: Hey, I was just kidding about that.
Miyagi: Why kidding?
Daniel: Because I'd get killed if I go down there.
Miyagi: Get killed anyway.
from: Karate Kid, The (1984)
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Jerry Maguire: That's more than a dress. That's an Audrey Hepburn movie.
from: Jerry Maguire (1996)
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Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky : Why did you kill him?
Jimmy 'The Tulip' Tudeski : Well, I had to kill one of you.
Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky : Well, then you definitely made the right decision. But why did you have to kill him?
from: Whole Nine Yards, The (2000)
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James Ubriacco: Let's see, we've got Schwarzenegger and Betty Boop. Hmm, tough call, they're both really built and they both talk funny.
from: Look Who's Talking Too (1990)
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Michael Dorsey: Look, you don't know me from Adam. But I was a better man with you as a woman than I ever was with a woman as a man. Know what I mean?
from: Tootsie (1982)
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THIS ONE'S FOR MONKEY!)
Reuben : Second most successful robbery. The Flamingo in '71. This guy actually tasted fresh oxygen before they grabbed him. Of course, he was breathing out of a hose for the next three weeks. God damn hippy.
from: Ocean's Eleven (2001)
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Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.
from: Office Space (1999)
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[After a long, passionate kiss]
Freakazoid: That was shallow, cheap, and based solely on hormones. Works for me.
from: "Freakazoid!" (1995)
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Man : Look, this isn't an argument.
Mr. Vibrating : Yes it is.
Man : No it isn't, it's just contradiction.
Mr. Vibrating : No it isn't.
Man : It is.
Mr. Vibrating : It is not.
Man : Look, you contradicted me.
Mr. Vibrating : I did not.
Man : Oh you did.
Mr. Vibrating : No, no, no.
Man : You did just then.
Mr. Vibrating : Nonsense.
Man : Oh, this is futile.
Mr. Vibrating : No it isn't.
Man : I came here for a good argument.
Mr. Vibrating : No, you didn't. No, you came here for an argument.
Man : An argument isn't just contradiction.
Mr. Vibrating : It can be.
from: "Monty Python's Flying Circus" (1969)
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Bucum: Shoot out the back tire!
Reggie: Who do you think I am, Mel Gibson?
from: All About the Benjamins (2002)
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Jocelyn: Better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick.
Wat: It's called a lance. Hello?
from: Knight's Tale, A (2001)
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Kanzen Inukai: Kagemaru!
[Kagemaru drops down from a hatch in the ceiling]
Kagemaru: Hai!
Kanzen Inukai: You don't have to enter through the ceiling, you know.
Kagemaru: I'm sorry, but as an old ninja, I don't really know how to enter from anywhere else.
from: SF: Episode One (1998)
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Nan Mulhanney: I couldn't help overhearing because I was intentionally eavesdropping.
from: I'll Do Anything (1994)
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