20 Ways To Make A Man's Christmas At Its Best!

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20 Ways To Make A Man's Christmas At Its Best!
7 comments | Posted by joe 64 months ago

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1. Trim his tree.

2. Lick his luscious candy cane.

3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays.

4. Polish his christmas balls.

5. Ride him like a reindeer.

6. Taste his sweet egg-nog.

7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure.

8. Fa, la, la, latio- la, la, la, la.

9. Spark his menorah with a hot strip tease.

10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her!

11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle.

12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingere.

13. Unwrap his package.

14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed.

15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air.

16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose.

17. Heat him up with a snow job.

18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own.

19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper.

20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice.

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Monkey
Posted on Dec 24, 2004 at 12:10 AM
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18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own.

If there are any carolers in my neighborhood I plan on firmly pressing my ass cheeks and nad bag firmly against the picture window in my front room.

Man, I can't stand carolers.

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joe
Posted on Dec 24, 2004 at 01:08 AM
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We dont get any around here. I never understood what they do exactly. Do they ring your bell and start singing? And in addition, what the hell do you do? Stand there and pretend they sound great? How exactly does it work? Oh, and where is the hidden camera?

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Katt
Posted on Dec 24, 2004 at 01:10 AM
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I went caroling once.

Once.

It was not fun. It was freezing cold and everyone who opened their door to hear us sing looked like they'd rather have the door closed.

And... I can't sing.

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