Holiday Trivia 6 comments | Posted by joe 65 months ago

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The average American takes six months to pay off holiday credit-card bills.

Pogonophobia: the fear of beards.

There are currently 78 people named S. Claus living in the U.S. -- and one
Kriss Kringle.

December is the most popular month for nose jobs.

Weight of Santa's sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby for every kid on
earth: 333,333 tons.

Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333-ton sleigh: 214,206 --
plus Rudolph.

Average wage of a mall Santa: $11 an hour. With real beard: $20.

To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to make 822.6 visits
per second, sleighing at 3,000 times the speed of sound. At that speed,
Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame instantaneously.

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queenie Posted on Dec 16, 2004 at 05:05 AM 71 tokens, 16.85 hours wasted

so what you're saying is.......
Santa isn't real?

I plan on living forever....so far so good!

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Monkey Posted on Dec 16, 2004 at 09:44 AM 9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame instantaneously.

As long as we can seperate the Santa jerky from the Deer jerky thats fine.

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Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Katt Posted on Dec 16, 2004 at 07:42 PM 13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted

Average wage of a mall Santa: $11 an hour. With real beard: $20.

Well, I'd better start growing mine for next year.

Wait...

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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Pardus Posted on Dec 17, 2004 at 01:16 AM 342 tokens, 2.54 days wasted

You forgot to take into account the device Santa has that alters Space/Time so that he can take his time.

Nihil est--in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui. Vah! Denuone Latine
loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur.

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PandieKray Posted on Oct 21, 2005 at 11:34 AM 2,481 tokens, 5.04 days wasted

Yeahhhhhhhhh you tell them

Stop idiots befor they breed...

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wes Posted on Nov 01, 2005 at 12:50 PM 6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

Someone please shoot Santa...

Live & let live... such is life.
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Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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