Condom Types 9 comments | Posted by joe 69 months ago

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A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.''
The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?''

The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.''

Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for.
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''

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MRB Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 09:42 AM 1,252 tokens, 2.18 days wasted

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i dont suffer from insanity. i enjoy every minute of it.

Why r we dying to live if we are just living to die? (Tupac n Biggie Runnin)

dont worry to much about life no one gets out alive.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on

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PandieKray Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 11:07 AM 2,481 tokens, 5.04 days wasted

Stop idiots befor they breed...

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hunnybunny Posted on Oct 26, 2005 at 08:47 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

sadly probably quite true for a lot of people!!!!!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


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wes Posted on Oct 30, 2005 at 10:38 AM 6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

When you're married ya shouldn't need'm...

Live & let live... such is life.
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Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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aph21 Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 04:50 AM 9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

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no shit, why would you want to use em?

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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wes Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 01:09 PM 6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

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Well, I can understand if ya have a small load and have to 'do it' by hand... saves cleanup!

Live & let live... such is life.
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CaptainSpank Posted on Jan 16, 2006 at 12:24 AM 919 tokens, 1.46 days wasted

ouch

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ALL HAIL THE SPANK

PS. I love boobs!

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weezel Posted on May 13, 2006 at 11:43 AM 852 tokens, 1.35 days wasted

Lalalala...

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SaintJimmy Posted on Jun 10, 2006 at 09:06 PM 692 tokens, 4.54 days wasted

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